there are no bargains between lion and men.
human being on the outside | psychopathic sociopathic llama named carl on the inside.
always procrastinating | rarely writing.
too much coffee | too little sleep.
laughing at dark jokes | crying at angsty books.
master of sarcasm | amateur dictator.
now you see me | now you don't.
once toppled a South American government with a giant fan. somewhere between rainbow and monochromatic. standing at the vanishing point.
smol. needs ramen to survive.
  • procrastinating. what else?
  • JoinedMay 8, 2019

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abusiveblueberries abusiveblueberries Aug 10, 2020 11:52PM
I'd love if you guys could follow the tumblr account I made! It's mostly just me ranting about stuff lmao but occasionally i might say something helpful or actually funny. Who knowshttps://www.tumbl...
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