Bow down, bitch...

Donuts are gay bagels so take that homophobes! You haters love the gays as much as we do. 

I'm @_kissmeharder_ and I kind of have an obsession with sex, money, and smut. 

Call me crazy. I'd rather you call me sexy. 

Current works: A Slave For You, His Dirty Little Secret, and Tangled In The Bad Boy's Game 

Upcoming works: a shitload more 

if I told you my real age, you'd die so as far as anyone knows, I am infinity years old. 

Nicki Minaj, Christina Aguilera, Katy Perry, Tove Lo, Lily Allen, Black Eyed Peas, Charli XCX, and most importantly Brooke Candy. 

"Your legs are like nutella. I want to spread them."

"Like math? Let's add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and let's multiply."

"Guess what? Chicken butt. Guess why? Chicken thigh. Guess how? Fuck your cow."