Lemon

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Hi
Im the type of Goddess that just says "fuck it"

Listen sis, I got 815232215 different personalities in me so like I tell my non existent sugar Daddy "hit it from all angels cuz a bitch can take it". You could be talking about the wonders of life to the wonders of the bedroom or the wonders of sucking your own toes and bet I won't join in on the conversation like I'm down with it.

I go by Lemon

GODDESS VIBES ONLYYY
SPONGEBOB VIBES ONLY
PSYCHO VIBES ONLY 
NERD VIBES ONLY
COOL VIBES ONLY

"Now is it real? Eyebrows, fingernails, hair
Is it real? if it's not, girl you don't care
Cause what's real is something that the eyes can't see 
That the hands can't touch
That them broads can't be, and that's you"(Crooked Smile)

LOCATION: You can always find me late at night on your couch watching TV while eating the food I found in your fridge, wondering what all that noise is from your bedroom upstairs 

*Im a good girl I swear Daddy*

For all ya nastie fasties out there:
 Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs, and give me an hour, kissing is a habit, fucking is a game, guys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain, 10 minutes of pleasure, 9 monthes of pain, 3 days in the hospital, a baby with no name, the baby is a basterd, the mother is a whore, this never would have happened, if the rubber hadn't tore, sex is like math: you subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God you don't multiply, roses are red, grass is green, open your legs, and I'll fill you with cream, sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it right in, roses are nice, violets are fine, I'll be the 6, if you be the 9, eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me, suck me, very slowly, if you like it, don't be sassy, use your tounge, and make it nasty