Fiddleford H. McGucket at your service! 

I'm the assistant of an old pal of mine! Or at least.. I was. But enough of that! I don't wanna think about that. Never again. 

Sorry, what was I doing? Oh right right, introducing myself! 

I really like the color green, I like inventing stuff and I even built my own computer! 

That's about it when it comes to me, so tell me about yourself!