Jeff was bullied
Sally was raped
BEN was drowned
Hoodie was betrayed
LJ was abandoned
EJ was a sacrifice
Lost Silver was forgotten
Glitchy Red was thought of as a joke
Liu's love was taken away from him
Masky couldn't help his disorder
Toby couldn't help his ticks
Though some creepy pastas may be scary
They're like us in a big way
If you were me,
You would become a proxy
You wouldn't run away from slenderman
You'd give red a warm hug with no regrets
You'd tell Jeff he was beautiful
You would cheer up Sally when she was crying
You love cheesecake!
You would play video games with Ben
You love Toby's ticks and twitches
You would be Jane's friend
You'd dance with EJ and laugh with LJ.
Normal girls panic over a broken nail. I panic over a broken knife.
Normal girls don't go in the woods at night. I go search for Slenderman.
Normal girls say cannibal. I say Eyeless Jack.
Normal girls say go to hell. I say go to sleep.
Normal girls say Jeff is ugly. I say he's beautiful.
Normal girls say why'd you do that. I say you shouldn't have done that.
Normal girls say Link. I say BEN.
Normal girls fan girl over boy bands. I fan girl over psycho killers.
Normal girls stay weird. I stay creepy.
Normal girls say scary story. I say creepypasta.
Normal girls wear bows. I wear beanies.
"Can alligators eat your children? Yes."
"When life seems dangerous and unmanageable, just remember, it is, and you can't survive forever."
"If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget."
"Guns dont kill people, it's impossible to be killed by a gun, we're all invincible to bullets, and it's a miracle."
"The future is here, and it's 100 feet above the Arby's."
"Confused? Unsure what to do? Sounds like you're a human, good luck."
"Fear is consciousness plus life, regret is an attempt to avoid what already happened, toast is bread held under direct heat until crisp."
"I fear for anyone caught between what they know, and what they don't yet know that they don't know."
- The Mysterious Underground City Beneath The Pin Retrieval Of Lane Five
- JoinedAugust 25, 2018