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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! :)
Arousal sounds like a type of soap.
Lesbians scare me
HAPPY NEWYEARS EVE YOU GUYS! I HOPE YOUR 2020 IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE! <3 I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.
HELP ME T-T IM SCARED
MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES :0
Just in case you were wondering which you probably weren't what happened was me and my two older sisters made a playlist of all the songs we liked and we mixed them together and me and one of my older sisters were listening to it while we were doing the dishes and I was wearing long light blue cotton socks and I was somewhat dancing I don't really know what I was doing because it happened so fast and my sister had her back facing me because she was washing the dishes and I was behind doing something and the song that was on at the time was 39 by Queen and I was like progressing my way out of the kitchen while i was doing what ever the heck I was doing and then I slipped right in front of the fridge and because I was screaming like mike from a stranger things bad lip reading for like the whole day I screamed like that while I was falling and I was originally falling somewhat face first but then When I was on the ground I was on my side and my back was pressed against the fridge and apparently there wasn't a thump so all my sister heard was my weird scream so she turned around to me curled up in a ball and shaking because I was laughing so hard and she thought I was crying so she was trying not laugh and she didn't even know what happened and honestly I didn't either but I was laughing for like twenty minutes and so I told her what happened once I got off the floor and she said that she didn't even hear a thump and then I realized it didn't even hurt at all so I asked one of my younger sisters if she heard a thump and she said no and I don't know how maybe I didn't fall very hard but then my oldest sister the one that helped make the playlist asked what happened because we were laughing so hard it was so funny and it happened so fast lmao
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! <3
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OMG! I HAVE THE BEST NEWS EVER! My crush knows my name! And I only found out that he knows my name because this really funny guy was sitting in front of me and he was asking me these really weird and funny questions so I got no work done in that class and I was tearing up most of the time and the only normal question he asked was have you ever played minecraft in the past? And I said yes and he was OMG she is officially cool she plays minecraft and my crush was sitting behind him and that got my crushes attention and so he turned around and he was like wait you play minecraft? Only he said my name and I was like mentally freaking out so I could barely think so I nodded my head and then he gave me a thumbs up! And he asked me if I played call of duty or other games and I said no and then my crushes friend was sitting next to him and he was like you just play minecraft? And I was like yeah and then my crush was like to you have PlayStation? And I was like no and then he was like you have Xbox. And I was like yeah and then the funny guy was like do you have Xbox one? And I was like no and then he was like XBOX 360!!! And I was like yeah and then my crush was like wait what's your username? And I was like freaking out inside but on the outside I looked as cool as a cucumber only there was a problem o didn't know my username cause I'm a dumb shit and then my crushes friend was like he only wants your username so you can play on his server and I didn't say anything back because I was like ignoring home and then my crush was like can I have your digits? And because I'm a dumb shit and I couldn't think at the time I said I don't know my digits and then by the end of the period I realized what he was talking about and now I hate myself because we could've played minecraft together and I would have his number and now I want to die :( but it's fine I guess :/
So the day after this I had a winter formal dance and I went but I'm pretty quiet and shy so I didn't really dance even though I wanted too but technically I did dance because my crushes other friend was dancing with me half the time and I swear my crush hates me because he looked pretty mad or something he didn't look mad but he didn't look very happy and that made me so sad but I was so happy because I was having so much fun with his friend and I think all the other girls hate me too because literally half of the girls have a crush on either my crush or the guy that I danced with but they don't know I have a crush on him no one does and so yeah and now I really like the guy that I danced with because he was so nice to me and actually talks to me unlike my crush but he also had to force my to dance and I was so embarrassed because he was trying to spin me around only in stupid and can't dance so I didn't know which way to go and I could barely move my feet because I suck at dancing which I literally didn't even notice until that night