Thomas J. Turner

Hello. I am Thomas.

I have the attention of a fruit fly (which, in case you're wondering, is shorter than a goldfish's. Which makes sense because they don't live for very long, so they can't afford to have long attention spans - I wonder how the scientists found that out...). I like writing books, but recently college and school have dominated my life, which leaves me with little free time. Still, I try to write whenever I get the chance. Although, I also have difficulty maintaining the same story going for longer than roughly a week.

I usually have a couple story ideas bouncing around in my head, but since I can't keep up with my books, I have trouble writing new ones. Maybe I'll write a collection of short stories...

I also enjoy using long words, which is probably evident in my writings (see what I mean?), although I'm not sure why. I'll try to use more common words, though. I'm rarely straightforward, but I'll try and remedy that as well.

Anyways, thanks for sitting through this. I hope you enjoy my slightly embarrassing collection of brain-children.