Theo

Hey all you fucking babes out there 
I'm Theo, but I like nicknames so be creative ;)
A  girl creative with names is a girl creative in bed ;) Not that I plan on bedding ANNNNY of you... a teensey possibility tehe...
JOOOKES I kid, I kid ;)

That's me in the (above) pic with my god daughter Evelyn ;) She's such a sweet ;)

So here's a bunch of stuff about me that's a waste of brain cells tryna figure it out so here goes:
-Love the game Truth and Never have I ever
-Have been so totaled I slept with best friend (a girl btw) Gawd the morning after is always so awkward. Still biffles for life thug - aint that right Jesse ;) 
-Super duper flirty, girls don't act like you hate it
-From NZ so I live in gumboots :D
-Loving Life - if my parents would just fuck off.
-Think I'm a slut? You're right :D
-16 years, I've fucked around, 17 on Dec 1st
-Ditching home the hour I turn 18 (need some time starting my piece-of-lovable-shit car)
-Think your parents are strict? Take your parents, shove a stick - no several sticks up their ass, try and fail to drown them more than a couple times, shave them bald and make them eat their hair, run them over, over and over again with a truck... that's how angry my parents are all the time :O I KID NOT
-Believe it or not I want to be a neurosurgeon!
-Have been and will continue to prank everyone, with my bitches Lena and Jenn. Want to hear about them? PM me ;)
-Straight VUT? Jookes I'm bi, deal with it ;) Single and ready to mingle ;)
-If I want you, I will most definitely get you in bed within a couple of weeks ;)
-I love my pranking bitches Lena and Jenn, my biffle Jesse, my blood brother Cole, all of my mates, my Ipod Gwendoline and my dog Buffalo

Shoutout to my lovelies on Wattpad whom begged their cute little heads off to get me on :
@NoughtsandCrosses and @AlienaFaeithx

Ask me anything I'll answer, I love straight to the point people :) PM me