The_red_lover99

bitches forget they're afraid of needles until they need to get a blood test.
          	
          	me, i am bitches.

Chewytzubacca

@The_red_lover99  bitches be afraid of needles until they have a seizure and need to get 5 different cups filled with their blood for tests only to not find out anything. Its me im bitches
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LoveIsOverRP

@The_red_lover99 oh Frodo, i hate needles 
          	  Good luck- hopefully it goes by fast
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The_red_lover99

bitches forget they're afraid of needles until they need to get a blood test.
          
          me, i am bitches.

Chewytzubacca

@The_red_lover99  bitches be afraid of needles until they have a seizure and need to get 5 different cups filled with their blood for tests only to not find out anything. Its me im bitches
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LoveIsOverRP

@The_red_lover99 oh Frodo, i hate needles 
            Good luck- hopefully it goes by fast
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The_red_lover99

friend: "your favorite k on character lowkey exposes your sexuality or i don't know, You in general."
          
          me: "i like mugi."
          
          all my friend at the same time: "! ! L E S B i A N ! !"

sippingcider

@ The_red_lover99  i used to kike ritsu when i first watched it because drums are cool
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The_red_lover99

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*also these because it made me laugh so hard i cried*
            
            another friend: "i like yui!!"
            
            everyone in the room except me because i was laughing too hard to say anything: "you're a dumbass."
            ------------
            another friend²: "mine's mio."
            
            friend who started the mess: "you're either a lesbian that thinks she's straight or a chaos bisexual."
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The_red_lover99

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*on a video call*
          
          friend: *in a very cheery/happy voice* "oh hey!! how was your day!!"
          
          me: "Fucking S H i T T Y. absolute GARBAGE. so horrifyingly H O R R i D that it's making me feel sicK and dizzy in the same time but i'm still alive so i'm probably doing SOMETHiNG right, most likely by accident but still. how was your day?"

The_red_lover99

i am being bribed with yummy stick to expose my stupidity, accepted the bribe because i am so very VERY weak for them yummy sticks.
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The_red_lover99

do blackpink and monsta x fans Know? that they've been calling jennie and shownu 'baby' in farsi/arabi baby gibberish words when they call them nini and nunu or are they just?? unaware???
          what about bts fans calling jhope 'my love' in arabi when they call him hobi??
          or when they call namjoon 'my soul' in farsi because they're calling him joonie???

potae_toes

*cues The More You Know*
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The_red_lover99

@once25937 i don't think anyone knew it also has those meaning unless they're fluent in farsi and arabi
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The_red_lover99

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i forgot i put a 'weird name' for my google account and i woke up from my nap with a notification that said:
          
          "dumb bitch, your privacy checkup has new suggestions for your account.
          
          Hi dumb bitch, 
          we've added personalized suggestions to your privacy checkup-"

The_red_lover99

@Just__a__Shipper  keep him, he seems like a nice guy
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sparklypenguin

@The_red_lover99 like... a username generator
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Just__a__Shipper

@The_red_lover99 I love him, he is never allowed to leave.
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potae_toes

Happy New Year!
          
          You are chaotic, but the good kind because you make my day. You're an amazing person and please keep being one!

The_red_lover99

@potae_toes hELLO!!
            HAPPY BELATED NEW YEAR TO U TOO!!! :D
            thank u, i do enjoy chaos, it's fun. 
            i honestly wasn't expecting that, it was nice too wake up and start my day with it! :D
            you're an amazing, awesome person yourself! your comments never failed to make me smile even when wasn't feeling very great, thank u for existing in my life, i hope u have a year full of fun and happy memories!! 
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The_red_lover99

my friend, calling my phone not even saying hello and screams at my ear: "TAEYEON AND RAVi ARE DATiNG!!!!"
          
          me, was in the middle of writing a uni assignment, stressed, depressed and sleep deprived:
          "خب؟ و وجع، شَسویلهم یعنی؟ مبروک علیهم انشاالله یعجزون و یندفنون ویالاخ، و زقنبوت و زحیر علیچ، اشعِندچ اتعَیطین عبالک حفیتچ اتزوجت؟ فیمالا، don't call me again."

taeyeonsgrandmalaugh

@The_red_lover99 Ravi was like "Okay Ravi, there's a rumor that you are dating Taeyeon, is it true? Answer truthfully"
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taeyeonsgrandmalaugh

@The_red_lover99 The way they said Ravi's company, which he is the CEO of, was looking deeper into the topic
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