TheOfficialHolyMilk

"don't let anyone steal your milk" (yes that's an actual quote)

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 #milkdeservesequalitytoo 

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ingredients {for allergies see capitals}
• no dairy, • no lactose, • KINDNESS, • no whatever else is in milk, • farm-fresh, • no added sugars

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~NO COWS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MILK (except for patricia. rip patricia, you lived a long and faithful life)~ 

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^ for any three-year-olds who don't understand sarcasm, that was a joke. I repeat, THAT WAS A JOKE. I'm not really a murderer. Or am I....

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[I'm not, i can't be a murderer, I'm too holy for that for milkshakes sake]

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^ "how are you feeling georgie?" "saint like" "come again?" "saint like. i'm holy. i'm holey, fred, geddit?"

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^ excuse me while I go and cry my holy milk tears in a dark corner :,(

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adios amigos!!