Tall Glass of Cringe

You know, I'm considering joining a Wattpad group, because as the saying goes, "United we stand," but I'm still fine despite the "Divided we fall" lyric...

Oh, hey there! You stumbled upon the the area of Wattpad that is known as my account! No, not your account, my account. Tall Glass of Cringe's account. Eeh wattever (Yes, I did just make a Wattpad joke)

I post stories when I want to. They are of topics of my choice. Just one look at my stories and you'll understand. Let's look at my first ever story, "Going Down..."

It is completely random. It is about you (a mentally ill stairloving spitzophreniac) making your way downto- I mean downstairs in a series of 'bizarre' events. Basically imagine a chocolate chip cookie, but it's reversed so that it's cookie chip chocolate, and the chocolate is sarcasm, and the cookie is the actual plot.
 
Yeah, I know I'm random.

Anyway, if you could press that follow button just above this lengthy as description, that would be great. Maybe even send you an E-FistBump. Well, good luck out there on the internet!

Sayonara Amigos!

Also, here's my irrelevant YouTube channel https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCL-kt1zJfasM93pricSArFA