Honestly i'm waiting i live in NY come find and kidnap me.
I've been so busy kidnapping Vanessa that I haven't noticed y'all want to be kidnapped too. Well... Here I come...
Ya know what *sniffs* you keep saying you will, but you never do *wipes tears* I will send a cow army TO KILL YOU FOR YOUR LIES
kidnap me lets be besties
YOU IMPREGNATED MY BEBE VANESSA?? IM GOING TO SKIN YOU AND STAPLE YOUR BALLS TO YOUR CHICKEN.
Oh wow thought that story was another made up story 0_0
Ay I'm your 1000th follower lmfaoooooooooo it was too annoying when I saw it was 999 followers
All these horny mofos trying to be kidnapped.
What should we name our baby boy?