I'm just your average smol 13 year-old lesbian.

Excuse me, Smol Lion Bean™


I'm a little bit of what you'd call "musical trash". My friends and family don't really understand the appeal, and I was not raised with musicals or operas or just broadway, in general.

I'm a literal musical noob. Send help pls.

I like:

(Looking hot)

Art and drawing

(Buying stuff they cannot)

I like:

(Drinking hard)
(Maxing dad's credit card)

Singing, but I suck

I like:

(Skipping gym)

Writing (ignore the lack of good content)

(Scaring her)


(ScReWiNg him *her)

I like:

Barrett Wilbert Weed

(Killer clothes)

Katlyn Carlson


Brooke Lohst is a baby and must be protected at all costs!!!

Chloe Valentine is hot and help.

Before anyone gets offended, please note, I swear like a sailor. It's just how I express myself, and I rarely ever swear with spiteful intentions.

Wattpad Friends & Family:

Sister, who I will protect and personally destroy anyone who hurts her: @k_was_heere

My child, I've adopted her: @-doggoccino

Irl Bi friend, AKA Satan incarnate: @bangtanhoeyodan

Partner In Crime: @Bootleg_Meg19

☆Together we form the ultimate power duo: Awkward illiterate lesbian (me) and The socially anxious currently choking lesbian.☆

  • Not Watching A Heathers Bootleg
  • JoinedApril 1, 2019

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(Uncommon post from me)Me: *sends out 5 candy bags to my friends**receives none*Also me: Called it.
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