Hey there, stalker :)

I'm the real Slim Shady.
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A bibliophilic and introverted seventeen-year-old that loves chocolate and is a music freak.

A paranormal and romance fanatic (sighs).

Proudly African.

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I'm stuck in my head. Kinda.

Personality type: INFJ-T

Quadrilingual.

I'm the type of person that can have conversation about books for hours.

Fun fact: I can't spell FOWARD correctly without auto-correct. Dang it, I meant FORWARD.

My Patronus is a fried chicken leg.

Hopeless romantic. Check.

Sucker for happy endings. Check.

Pet-lover. Check. (I mean, who in Tartarus doesn't love adorable little -or big- fur balls with cute eyes?)

My superpower is that I can make chocolate disappear, what's yours?

B-Ball is life🏀❤

Ketchup is gross (argue with your pillow).

And let's be honest, raisins ruin EVERYTHING.

Racists are just downright stupid. In capital letters.

Bullying is shit.

•You are beautiful. Your red hair is beautiful. Your black skin is beautiful. Being fat doesn't mean you're ugly.
Someone out there -including me- loves you for who you are•

I'm InTrOvErTeD not AnTi-SoCiAl.
I'm QuiEt not ShY.
I'm not WeIrD either.
:)

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Check out my book(s)❤

Wait, wait, wait, I ain't done with you yet...

One last thing.

Quick question, is it weird that I have a thing for zombies?

Stay home, stay safe, and don't lose your shit :)

It's not really hard, just assume there're zombies outside your house...
  • somewhere in a book
  • JoinedMarch 18, 2019


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