Shelley Holt-Lowrey

Who IS Mrs. Lowrey Anyway?
What can I say about myself that hasn't already been said by others? Actually this is a great time to clear up some of those misconceptions.

So... to that:

I am an author, public speaker, and a celebrity in my own right. I have never been published, nor have I ever stood at a lectern providing any type of meaningful insight to any group other than 7 Tiger Cub Scouts. Also no one has ever really heard of me, save the handful of people to whom I am either related, or have brought charges against me.

I recently learned, however, that it is quite acceptable to call yourself whatever you wish; provided you are certain your credentials will never be called into question. Therefore, I am also a philosopher, a model, a distinguished member of the Congressional Summit for Professional Female Writers, and an inspiration to women everywhere.

I blog because, as an author, public speaker, celebrity, model, philosopher, Distinguished Member and an inspiration to women everywhere I feel it is my duty. Also, a really good friend kept telling me to publish my ramblings. So, to honor my girl, Height-Reduced Barbie, here I am. Or in the lingo of the day - Word. (What day and what word I'm not certain, but I liked it.)

I hope you enjoy my musings. If you don't, you really should. I am actually quite funny and deeply profound. My credentials for these things have been misplaced so please, don't ask.


Cheers!
Mrs. Lowrey