Hoes of Seventeen

welcome to literal hell. on the left is our big bucket of holy water, feel free to drench yourself after. 

this is a crack smut account so don't be postin no hate comments up in here cause we warned you already!!

P R O F I L E

{seungchol smut; @PandaFromMars}

Yo whadup it's your cool mom. 

Seungcheol is my sugardaddy so you know, SMUT. ;) I'm the leader-nim of this group so expect a lot of kinky shit. Don't worry i'm legal. Instead of saying 'please take care of us' I'm saying 'let us take care of you' ;D 

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{soonyoung smut; @thrustinmehoshi}

So I'm the organizer of this account. I'm in charge of the layout and fixing. 

I'll be writing all the smuts about Soonyoung. If you ain't a hoe then you don't belong here smh.

Cleanse yourselves please and thank you. 

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{jihoon smut; @aestheticjihoon}

oi im mimi, a regular hoe who stans idiots and is a fag for divaboo

do rae mimi fa so la ti do 


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{minghao smut; @Jjayy97}

The world of fanfics is not friendly for the lonely gay boys so I'm here to fix that. Jay at your service. I am the ultimate kpop fanboy in charge of Minghao smut.


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{wonwoo smut; @minglet}

greetings i am new and i classify as a plate of cold spaghetti. please use the pronoun meatball. my smut is really weird lmao sorry mom.

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{mingyu smut; @mickeysong}

I am basically a young, piece of melanin in need of rice. I got a Mingyu complex and I don't even care. Vote for me for black president! Just kidding. I'm your new administrator and OBEY YOU MIDGETS!! I'm kidding, but let's board to pleasure town. Get it? Anchorman joke.... No? Okay.

E X T R A S 

We are sorry.

I love you all - @goldenkooks

^ She's lying ^ -thrustinmehoshi

stfu kristyn - @goldenkooks

no u -@thrustinmehoshi

im -@minglet