I read fan fiction to avoid my real life problems 😀

I obsess over marvel 🙂
(Yup, I'm still sobbing over Endgame and it's been 2 bloody years☝️)


~Deeply in love with fictional men that have daddy issues... *cough* Dean Winchester, Loki laufeyson, Tony Stark, Duplicity Harry🙈*cough*


Have had a crush on a guy with 4 nipples since I could remember

I DONT CONDONE NEGATIVITY!!!! TPWK!!!!!!

I'm still waiting for the One direction reunion tbh😔✋

𝐒𝐡𝐞/ 𝐡𝐞𝐫
𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝗼𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐟😁🙈
𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫
𝐌𝐢𝐧𝗼𝐫🤺🤺🤺

If you tell me a vine reference and I don't get it, Remind me to DIEEEE🤸🏾‍♀️

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@-fathermychildren

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I like cheesecake.•_•

And I'm not ok but are any of us really?

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A mentally unstable teenager that spends 10hrs on Wattpad daily😩😩😩
  • Cuddling with my dead comfort character (thanks, marvel)
  • JoinedMay 27, 2020



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