@AESIRHEIR , well /forgive me/ for being a little apprehensive. but lets not forget the last time you talked my ear off while doing my hair WHICH i was gracious enough to let you off with a stern mean look and ten minutes of silent treatment.
@itslikemqgic , mmm - - - [ they think about it for a moment, eyes slowly squinting as they do so. ] which version? but oh wow, what planet? did people die? that doesn’t sound very guardian-like of them. [ taking a packet of gum from their pocket, they offer one up to the other. ] want?