Official fan page and shippers for Rory Oliver McIlroy and Vanessa Clarissa Jones. Well not official but it's still a fan page so sh! Lol, I'm just a bored teenager that reads a lot of humor. Dedicated my page to one if the best humor books on wattpad.
A little bit about me: I'm Paris, from London. I'm in highschool. I read a lot and I write but in my notepad. I played basketball once but now I'm into soccer. I've two brothers and three sisters.
Now a little about the characters.
Rory is 22years...I think
His favorite word is balls 😂
His favorite person is Vanessa or Hunter. Sometimes I think he's more in love with Hunter 😂
People think he's stupid but he's really not. He's just very very very very very very weird. A lot of verys.
He hates studying and loves beer. He barges in on people when they're in the bathroom...so he's a lot of weird.
Vanessa is 21years.
Her favorite word is everything violent.
Her favorite person is Rory.
Her favorite thing is chainsaws and kicking men in the balls. 😂.
And oh, she loves Shawn Mendes.
"And oh Hunter, if you tell Alex before I master up the courage, I'll skin you alive with my carpenter skin and stick my chainsaw in places you never knew were part of your body."
CLASSIC RORY AND NESSA.
"Nice ass." Rory corked his head to his side, staring at her buns. Goodness.
"Urr." Nessa walked to Rory. "Aw rich high school kid thinks he's a bad boy in college too. Aren't you a little cute." she cooed, pinching his cheeks then she knelt right beside him. "I will staple your nipples to your feet and make you do sit ups boy," she whispered.
Rory gasped. "No, not my nipples!"
😂😂😂😂 stupid boy!
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