So for JAG, we had to make a mock resume. Went overboard on the self-hatred. Figured it made a good intro to the person that is me.


GPA (as of Feb 16, 2021, 11th grade): 3.9/4.0
Honor Rolls and Awards (a backpack full, seriously it's a lot of what is essentially the participation awards you get at races)
No volunteer experience
No work experience
Never done extracurricular activities
Minimal technological knowledge
Great at Minesweeper
Yet to graduate
A dumb idiot
Only mathematical skills are a calculator
Antisocial
Doesn't like the sun
Doesn't like people
Loves winter
The cold never bothered me anyway
Dark sense of humor
Guaranteed to be hated by all
Desperate for human connection/affection
No attachment to people, not even family
Loves animals
Daddy issues
Immense hatred of self
Problems with authority
Problems with the current societal structure
Never serious
Always free 100% of the time
Chubby
Doesn't beat around the bush/straightforward
Extremely poor eyesight without glasses
Revolting face
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