'you may not be the nicest armpit in the changing room, but at least you aren't that one person who washed four days ago and doesn't use deodorant. like, ever.'

hello random reader.

you are about to enter the realms of potatohood. my writing is a mix of frustration, sleep-deprivation and the occasional poetic sentence.

it might be dangerous. it will certainly be exhausting.

however, it would be good to remember this: a potato is saved every time someone follows me. if you truly love potatoes, then click that button and save a potato today.

are you prepared?

i don't care. buckle your seatbelt motherfucker, we're in for a wild ride.

'i could rip out your spine and use it as a skipping rope. you have been warned.'

fandoms include:
harry potter
dan and phil
simon vs. the homo sapiens agenda
love, simon
doctor who
yuri!!! on ice
carry on
sherlock holmes (arthur conan doyle)
sherlock (bbc series)
sherlock holmes (ritchie-verse)
hamilton
percy jackson
heroes of olympus
attack on titan
hunger games

'i may be shorter than you but you are still beneath me.'

she/her (but don't really mind what pronouns you use tbh, i'm a formless blob). bisexual.

'ugh.'
  • hogwarts (i wish anyway)
  • JoinedApril 7, 2018


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