(s)He's almost too gay to function;


Starkid, theatre kid and major Marvel stan

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FANDOMS :

•ANY BROADWAY SHOW EVER
•GREY'S ANATOMY
•MARVEL (COMICS, MOVIES, THE WHOLE SHABANG)
•XMEN
•SPIDERMAN
•THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN
•STRANGER THINGS
•HUNGER GAMES
•HARRY POTTER
•NARNIA
•STAR WARS
•STARKID
•TIN CAN BROTHERS
•p!atd
•tøp
•AJR

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I'm a Canadian who drinks maple syrup and rides my polar bear to Tim Hortons and hockey games. Sometimes the bear is tired though, which means I have to use my moose.

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If I could do anything? I think I would, shrink myself to the size of a mouse. And leave the world of men behind me forever. And live amongst the mice. And I would bring technology in, and art to those uncultured swine. And I would build tiny tools for their tiny mouse hands made from tooth picks and marshmallows. And I would be their king- nay, their prince! Gilderoy The Mouse Prince! Ruling from my grand castle inches high, carved from the finest cheeses. And there I would dwell with my 3 mouse wives, and my 12 mouse concubines. Oh, ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho! Oh, but the wars we'd have with the frogs. Terrible, just terrible. Those meadow mice warriors, the atrocities they've seen. Yes, that is my dream.
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  • JoinedNovember 1, 2018



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