welcome to my page 

this is a place where i mostly troll but before we get into that heres a family roll call.

My dad:

My parent:

My uncle/aunt:

Is a literal icon. Fight me

im not anonymous at all so heres my name: mela. but just know that this poem was all just a game.

wattpad is a place where i read and write to help people escape to a different reality all the way from fan fics to fantasy.

dont be shy give me a follow i need the clout. then i can brag to my friends whenever i go out.

you might cringe at my stories so please bear with me they'll be under editing alot with music in the background blasting probably.

if you have feedback dont be afraid to share it would be great and i really need it to be fair. here are some fun facts before i go but 1 thing i really need you to know is that this poem was made from the top of my head and i might be gone for a while so dw im not dead.

I love candles because they leave a nice smell . i also love hugs because theyre nice and warm but i also love compliments but make sure they arent backhanded or thatll leave a brainstorm.
Show me 5 seconds of affection and im now your problem
I either answer in a few seconds or a few days take it or leave it

my poem has now ended and ik its not best but i hope you enjoyed byee.

"Some people cry not because they're weak but because they have been strong for too long"
- Johnny Depp

A minor 🤠✌
Bbh and captain America are icons
If you saw me swear no you didnt

Harreh pottah⚡
Marvel (not so much)👀

I dont think before i speak usually ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ive searched far and wide. Through blistering deserts, scorching weather's, exhausting mountains . Searching for the scientifically unproven answers for the most important question of all: WHO ASKED
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Pho3nixislooking Pho3nixislooking May 11, 2022 01:49PM
i made a friend x shrek ff but now im making the reader x shrek ff hehehe
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