What is a Pasty Cake you ask? Well, it's kind of a long story which you will find soon enough in my introduction, but if it helps, I also go by Cat. But for now, all you need to know is that I am an aspiring writer with a love for horror, comedy, art and some other stuff. I also love sarcasm and inappropriate jokes, as well as being so down to earth that my stories may/will sound too unprofessional. And that's the point, they are personal. But anyway, kick back, relax, grab a juice pouch and some lunchables (yes you can still enjoy those in your 20's. . . I do anyway) and read on!

I publish once on the weekend and once during the week. :)
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Pasty_Cake Pasty_Cake Mar 15, 2019 03:23PM
Hey everyone!I'm sorry that I wasn't able to post this week. Something came up that I had to take care off. I will be sure to correct this today and on the weekend!
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