AnyonesCumslut
FBI can I file a missing person report?
Official_FBI
AnyonesCumslut
Fbi I'm sorry about my character.ai chats...
And my discord
and everything in general
callsign-ember
So it says that WhatsApp is encrypted end to end messaging… but I’ve been dying to know if that’s true or not
mortala_0282
@callsign-ember real asf like i want to know if my msgs abt if hitting french childrwn w baguettes are legal or not (turns out it's illegal) are being read
mortala_0282
this message may be offensive
I love going through the convos you have with others on your profile. Like I'll be having a terrible day 'til I read:
"Would you fuck an alien?"
"I would fuck your mother."
The randomness is what gets me cackling cuz it'll transition from stuff like:
"Pls don't look through my search history"
etc,
STRAIGHT TO:
"Is it bad that my friend sent me gay manga porn?"
"Embrace it."
IM DYINH
Official_FBI
@ mortala_0282 I love you.
And it seems I've somehow turned into a general advisor somewhere along the journey. So many questions... i have to get creative answering, you know? Stripped off my strict persona to achieve comedy — i live to entertain.
It is heartwarming to know someone does actually enjoy it. ❤️❤️
VeronicatMp4
fbi stop ignoring me and answer my knocks at your window :(
echoed-memory
official fbi marry me
Official_FBI
Surprise surprise, i do actually write fanfiction. Please do check out my second account by the name of "FacelessAuthorWP" here, or just "Faceless Author" on AO3. I'm reposting my work on both platforms.
Maresgaystories
Are you watching us?
Official_FBI
Coming back to this place is not a thing i look forward to. I enjoy reading the messages on the board, yes, but y'all seeiously need to get creative!!!
I've seen so many search history and arrest jokes, i might as well use them as the sheep to count before i sleep.
ItsOnlyJesus
@Official_FBI pulls out your eyelashes, splits your tongue in two, moisturizes your nose
Candle_Sniffer
Can I @ you in stories where we have been robbed?
I have been robbed in a story