Anway, I really have no idea what to write on one of these things.
So I'm just gonna tell you guys a few jokes..
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde, " I'm sorry. Your ticket isn't for first class. Could you please move to your seat?" The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York." The attendant said, "That's fine miss, but you'll have to go to your seat. The blonde responded again, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."
This conversatino continued, always with the blonde's same response. The attendant got so upset that she wentto the captain and told him abotu the blonde. The captain went and whispered something in the blonde's ear and the blonde immediately got up and went to her seat in the coach. The attendant asked the captain how he had got her to move and he said, " I just told her that this part of the plane wasn't going to New York."
The next one isn't really a joke but it's pretty funny......
THis is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody thought that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
Why do computer teachers never get sick?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Yeah, they aren't exactly funny, but oh well.
One more thing to remember:
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus.
So that's all I had to say so yeah.
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