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alex lai. he/him. will steal your heart and your wallet too. temporarily unavailable, please leave a message after the beep.
━━━𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍' 𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍' 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒━━━
biromantic, grey-asexual. asian. not british or american, despite what everyone thinks. teenager. unsingle. likes music, especially pop and kpop. loves animals, especially cats. severely arachnophobic. grade eight pianist. grade unknown saxophonist. singer, rapper, and amateur dancer. writer and graphic designer. wattprom king 2020. resident gae dad. unofficial wattpad popcorn supplier. thrice-wattpad-featured author.
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major himbo. sweet but psycho. super flirty and a bit nsfw. 'cute', apparently. iconique. the token sassy gbf, but don't call him that. gets jealous easily. wants to make friends but has no idea how to start a conversation. crackhead. trolls his friends a lot but would die (or at least murder) for them. writer's block 25/7. everything is either for legal reasons or tax purposes. has a sense of humour, it just hasn't been seen since 2005.
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hates maths. likes shakespeare. too many fandoms. simps over too many fictional characters and celebrities. makes unaesthetic graphics. writes mostly lgbtq+ fiction involving homie-sexual pairings, bad metaphors, and a lot of angst. puns around to the point where his friends want to pun-ish him.
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unofficial dad to many children, most of which are older than him. follow him to join the smol bean family!
- in my kitchen because I'm a snack ;)
- JoinedMay 7, 2018