He stares dramatically into the crowd, adjusting the microphone carefully. He clears his throat, the audience awaiting his next words. Finally, he speaks.
"I was born at a very young age."
He then gets booed off the stage.
Alex L. Zachary is a teenager with anger issues and very itchy hands (literally and figuratively). He doesn't mind being called Nico although his username is based off his crush, Nico di Angelo. He is Wattpad's unofficial popcorn supplier.
He's biromantic, grey-ace, and obsessed with Troye Sivan and Taylor Swift. He's always up for a good chat---or fight. He loves cats, coffee, and crime dramas. Actually, he loves writing more than coffee, but he needed three things that started with C.
He's a Grade 8 pianist and saxophonist. He's a typical band member and a fanboy at times. He is a 2020 ONC shortlister. He is also the 2020 Wattprom King.
He is a walking paradox. Despite being asexual, he writes erotica. Despite being a complete cynic, his favourite genre is romance. Despite being an interesting person, he'll bore you with tales of his ex-boyfriend (who he hopes no one tags).
On Wattpad, he loves the Underworld Chronicles and the Tainted Love series. Off Wattpad, he adores Riordanverse, Grishaverse, The Fault In Our Stars, History Is All You Left Me and I'll Give You The Sun, since those were some of the greatest books that made him question every life choice he's made.
He's sarcastic, sassy, and running out of things that describe him starting with S, so he's going to say fabulous and hope no one notices. He'll love you forever if you check out his works. If you're a jerk to his friends...HE WILL RAISE HELL ON EARTH.
If you need to talk, he'll listen. He'll also give you popcorn and tissues while you rant in his giant armchair. He's an unofficial parent to many children, most of which are older than him.
He also has eight irl friends and a cousin following him, so he's going to shut up now before they find out his secrets.
- In my room, probably eating popcorn
- JoinedMay 7, 2018