Hello, I'm Nick! Welcome to my realm.
In my strange world, many things that don't seem ordinary have happened:
Axl Rose and Kurt Cobain are now best friends.
John eloped with Paul, but don't tell Yoko or she'll kick my ass.
Robert Plant formed a superband with David Lee Roth, Keith Moon, Cliff Burton, Lemmy Kilmister, Jeff Beck and Eddie Van Halen, but still kept Bonzo. Rumour has it they'll be touring next year!
Paul McCartney broke the world record for most applied mascara in one sitting.
Slaxl actually exists!
And I'm world famous for being the biggest Californian you'll ever meet.
Don't worry. I don't bite.
River Phoenix is the vegan god. When combined with Tom Hank's power of distributing non-transferable tickets, he becomes the epitome of epicness.
Don't f·ck with the Phoenix.
Official Renhoe. Founder of the Allies For Axl Organization. The real walking, talking and eternally-suffering Meme Overlord™. Big-time Slint enthusiast. Clarinet clan kid.
My idols are as follows:
YOU GUYS RULE!
Fave authors include; all of the above, S.E Hinton, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, William Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe and J.D Salinger.
If I can amaze you with my writing and earn your respect, I've succeeded in life.
Somewhere, hopefully, in another universe (or this one), I am the soulmate of the geekiest boy in metal. #HelloHammett :)
"BE AGGRESSIVE! PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE!"
I guess this is the end, so remember kids:
Don't do cocaine. Be cool like Kurt Cobain!
Follow nuns 'cause they hate guns.
And Kirk Hammett hates when kids say dammit!
Congrats, dude!! You've found the holy area of wizardry!!!!
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Have fun hereeeeeeeeeee!
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- JoinedJanuary 28, 2018