(Acc no longer used)
Hello fellow human,
Well I hoe-p
I mean, there can be an alien reading this, you never know, aliens can be civilized book-loving creatures who love to stalk people as much as you do.
So, facts about me
I love puns. To the point where it doesn't even make cents, its weed really, I cant yelp it, its in me to tell a a yolk, even if it doesn't crack you up, sometimes its not even eggceptable. Sometimes it ruins the mood, making the mood from a sunny side to a sad moon.
My name is-
*potato bites my leg*
Potato: *grins sheepishly*
Wait, what was I talking about? Oh, right, about my age, well my age is-
*bread slice smiles creepily at me *
Me: what are you looking at?
Bread slice: ...
Me: ugh, you never answer me...
I hate her, there always uncomfortable slice-ence between her and I.
Wait a sec
Me: BOB COME HEREEEE MEET MY STALKERS
Bob: uh hi... *scratches toe nervously*
Me: don't be shy, I will go for a second, keep them entertained, will you?
Bob: uh okay...
Me: *walks out*
Bob: so, Im planning on a murder on that stupid b**** and she doesn't even know it, I have this knife in my bra and one up my as-
Me: *walks back in* you had fun?
Bob: uh yeah....*scratches toe nervously again* can I go now? *He smiles shyly*
Me: *smiles* *pats him on head*here is a treat, you can go now bye!!!
Me: isn't he just adorable?
Anyways, I hope you don't like-whatever this is- because if you do, there something seriously wrong with you.
Good bye my stalkers!
(Also, yes I changed my name to lillian linton, got a problem?)
STORM AND SLICE-ENCE FOR LIFE ❤️
I said bye.
- Your basement
- JoinedOctober 11, 2015