MotherofJesusChrist

My children, whilst I am sure thou deem BTS members, Tom Holland, and the Winter Soldier to have impressive physiques, I feel compelled to remind thee that that they all hold the same right to respect that thou hast thyselves. I have yet to be called to a fanfic that portrays them respectfully. 
          	
          	Additionally, I know when thou hast been reading multiple fanfics of explicit nature end-to-end. (Thy siblings take delight in asking for intercession for thee.)

fy_isa

@MotherofJesusChrist you got my with Tom Holland I'M SORRY
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meowblam

O God 
          	  I remember 1 of you guys saying 
          	  "Why do I get these notifications on the tom holland dude"
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HotFictionalGuys

Ur over 2000 years old, you must have gobbled lots of balls in ur time.....

HotFictionalGuys

@405-random-bitch I forgot about this...
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iza_iz_dead

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HotFictionalGuys

I handed my bff my phone, sorry
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Pear_snake

I feel all is lost, I just read some hardcore smut and my faith in humankind has been abolishedd

Pear_snake

@TotalyRocklee all hail
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-_Fab_-

@Pear_snake yesss ALL HAIL BEAN!
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Pear_snake

@TotalyRocklee yass finally a fellow bean follower
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cavetownfan2

Mother i have sinned i have a gf and am bisexuality and I am also an atheist i also read dnfsmut I don't think I'll go to heaven

Vesper111

@cavetownfan2  These are the words of Christ. He said, no matter how grievous the sin you've committed, come to me, and I will give you rest. God loves you no matter what, and you have the free will to accept him or deny him. If you want to chat on religious matters, message me on Wattpad. ❤
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cavetownfan2

@TaesMassiveDick lol
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