Molotov_Man

Throwback to when my former best friend told me I live in a nice neighborhood but my house is the ghetto

Molotov_Man

@and_peggyyyy_ you haven’t texted me either whore
Reply

Molotov_Man

this message may be offensive
me: aight I’m doin homework
          
          *five minutes later*
          
          god I’m fucking terrible! I’ll never get anywhere in life and I’m mediocre as a student and a human being
          
          me: ????????????????????its been like one week can you just fill out these notes

Molotov_Man

@ girls, can you tell when someone is an alpha type just by looking at them or something bc girls keep falling for me but I like, never talk and I’m not particularly hot and yet in the first week of school I’ve got two girls with crushes on me 

Molotov_Man

this message may be offensive
@overgrowthinlife holy shit dude I was not expecting that can you PLEASE explain
Reply

watwazit557

Yes we can tell for the most part, and also dude Idk what's wrong with females even tho I am one, also, Lowkey flex, at least ppl like you
Reply

Molotov_Man

this message may be offensive
anyway I’m gonna drop from exhaustion but there’s a new Supercorp story in the works. Even if you don’t want supergirl it’s gonna be so good? So read it anyway. It’s gay. Fuck it up guys. And if any of you know a reliable coke dealer please point me in the right direction

Molotov_Man

@watwazit557 honestly who doesn’t need a good cock dealer too
Reply

watwazit557

@Molotov_Man I read cock, I'm Sorryyy bahhhaa
Reply