ModernVibrator

Do you publish on Neobook ?

Hey y’all I’m working on a new sally face fic I have two chapters out and rn I’m Finnish up the third one I’m actually kind of proud of this one so far I would really appreciate it if you read it 

Y’all should read my new fic I actually plan on working on it  

Heyyy so uhhh how y’all doin ‍♂️

Dude help why was my wattpad faze so cringe 

wonderful username. exquisite i may add

This is a hangout discord server you guys can join if you want 
          https://discord.gg/v5sSUTcDfy

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here's why: according to the average high of a minion (3''5') Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original despicable me, you know there is a scene when Victor kidnaps the three girls and shoots a proceeds to shoot a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he them dodges them all. According to the speed of am as brave ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size the disable according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% OD their original speed. Plus after Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning the spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force GREATER then 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pund car crashing into a wall at 40 miles per hour. I rest my case.

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