*My name isn't Audrey ;)
*I turned 21 on December 15 :')
*I live in SA.
*Good grammar is sexier than abs.
*I ship Sterek. Very, very hard. Cue nosebleed.
*I hate the way True Blood S6 ended. It was like a rushed book. And ARGH! Warlow...
*I'm addicted to coffee. The stronger, the better.
*I'm in love with two Stephen's: Stephen King and Stephen Amell.
*My music taste is weirder than a rabbit in a thong. I swear it. I've got some Macklemore, some Dash Berlin, some Drake, some Mayday Parade, some Dirty South, some Burial... It's a mess.
*Writing is my escape. So is reading. I love romance and horror and if it's thrown together, cool beans, yo. (For the record, Stephen King could write about a haunted brick and I'd pee my pants in fear).
*I'm weird, strange, bizarre and other synonyms.
*True Blood, HIMYM, Teen Wolf, Arrow, CSI: NY, Bones, Revenge, Elementary = life.
*Unlike Riley, I don't care what Gangstalicious' sexual orientation is.
*Um...if you ever want to contact me, I'm on Skype, FB, WhatsApp etc. Just message me. I love meeting new peeps :]
*Put your motherfcking paws up.

-mrs disco stick
  • JoinedJune 8, 2011

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