Welp; seems like you've stumbled on my profile. So, you really want to devote precious seconds to exploring my online existence?
Hm. It seems you do. Are you sure you wish to subject yourself to the utter randomness and slight depression you may take from this experience?
You've gotten this far. Serious stuff. Read on, if you dare. But I warn you, the stories you may be about to read will make you laugh, smile, swoon, and perhaps cry. But that's exactly what they're there for. To amuse. To inspire. To delight. Here one da-let's not get into the MJ stuff. I'm not ready to cry aggressively into a bowl of cereal at 2AM.
With that said, I guess I'll give you some details about me. After this brief guide, head down the profile and take the first exit. Then, you will have reached your destination: my Works.
Please stow away all baggage and avert your attention to the safety information below as we prepare for takeoff. Fasten your seatbelts and enjoy the ride.
[Disclaimer: Random but snazzy emoticons up ahead.]
♚The Original Bearer of the Gold Pants. ♡
♚An XX-chromosome human (or kittycorn?) of 21 years (Disclaimer: subject to change. Terms and conditions apply). ✭
I used to dream ... ✭
I used to glance beyond the stars ... ✭
Now I don't know where we are ... ✭
Although I know we've drifted far ... ✭
- A frizzy-haired dude who's pretty damn awesome. He can Moonwalk good, too.
♚If you don't like Applehead, then you don't like apples. Apples are fruit; you dislike fruit. So, you're a vegetable. Always Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'. ✭
- That one's by me.
∞☆I'll never let you part ...
... For you're always in my heart. ☆∞
- The same frizzy-haired dude. Why his facial features looking chiselled to perfection by Gods?
♚Michael is always a Lucky Star away ... ☆
Have a safe flight.
*Salutes, then triple spins, landing on toes before tilting fedora and Moonwalking off of bio*
- Probably somewhere obsessing over Michael Jackson, George Michael and Hugh Jackman.
- JoinedNovember 16, 2014