Misery_Monkey

My mum just told me she has a wattpad account.
          	what. 

Misery_Monkey

My mum just told me she has a wattpad account.
          what. 

Misery_Monkey

just downloaded this shark/other ocean animal tracker app and its my new fav hobby. 
          
          you can leave comments on each fishs profile, ive never laughed more by someone calling a shark a girlboss.
          
          ive already adopted 3 aussie lesbian sharks who are all in a thresome,  a girlboss shark called miss Costa, a nonbinary swordfish that went missing in 2019, a bloody ship and a Florida turtle named Kate

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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT (quote from wilbur) "just like you guys, techno has written fiction on forums and ive read it and rlly like it" AKA MAYBE FANFICTION???
          
          (source: i found this in the yt video "technoblade and wilbur wholesome moments" by canary, at 9:51. its a voiceclip (i assume from some podcast) where you can clearly hear its wilbur talking) 

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not me impulsively asking my bestie if we should make a rpg

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y'know when u forget why u hate smth and then imedialy get reminded? i'll go first-
          
          i was just attacked by a mob of kids that try to bury me in grass. (they took ranboos advice too seriously..), tackle me and kept yelling "GRAB HER BOOB" & "KICK HER IN THE ASSHOLE/VAGINA" (i said stop and no multiple times, but y'know ✨kids✨) 
          wtf is wrong with children :)
          pls learn to raise your child istg

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also, y'know how schlatt has that headband thing he pulls his hair back with? i literally have that. i look like his child with it on. we even have the same hair length and almost hair color. might get adopted? might get kidnapped,

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im rlly feeling like bullying kids on roblox rn, even though im a kid on roblox /j
          also cuz i spended like 20 dollars on getting robux and havent rlly played since then... 

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i just watched season 1 of zombieland saga, i am currently crying and relating so much to sakura than i probably should

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i hanged out with some friends today :D
          they made some "off putting comments" and I heard them talk + go through my shit when i was gone.. but overall good time! we baked a cake :]
          
          it was my dads B-day to day, so we had relatives over. i talked with my mum how i felt about my granddad and she helped me to be not as scared. she told me about how worried he was about, which was weird.. hes the type to never rlly care. i talked to him today and even hugged him. so progress, ig :-) he seems better than better or maybe i was just over dramatic last note haha
          
          its 4 am and im supose to sleep, but I feel to refreshed after crying like 3 times already. lmao i just love looking back at old convos with someone you dont talk to anymore and write a hour long note about your feelings </3

Misery_Monkey

My friends and classmates must rlly hate me, the only thing i can joke about is, how gay i am. like, everytime they see me, they must think "they always talk about themselfs, they must be far up their ass."
          
          and to that i say, No, but your dads dick is LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO