Status: becoming a gifted kid burnout :)

characters used: 2000/2000

yes, a fictional pedo or agonophile deserves more rights than I do (Hisoka)

Follow my joint account that is called: @2RandomBesties

Midas = Summer Golden Cheese Fingers (by @Owl_Floofy and @whxtty)

Rip @Gay_Sriracha's account and their Drarry book 'The week of games' I miss them and their BEAUTIFUL pfp.

@Mandy-bo-bandy = Wattpad lover

@kakegurigirlwetpussy = Wattpad s/o

@C0RPSES_RASIN_BREAD = Wattpad soulmate

@angelsbeloved = Wattpad bestie

Highest follower count: 841

Merlin's long lost saggy nipple ❤️

Just your local autistic/Asperger's kid (cue the neighbors kid memes)

Find me:
Fanfiction.net:
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Quotev, Inkitt & Tumblr:
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My fandoms:

Harry Potter
Hunger Games
ASOUE
Maximum Ride
Narnia
Fortnite
Spiderwick Chronicles
Hunter X Hunter
& more

My Simp List:
Most HP characters
Midas
Ur mom
Hisoka
& more.

I insult any character that ruins my ship.

Snape is Snape-Crackle-Pop.

Innocence who? Sadly, she is long gone.

autism and social anxiety make me cool 🤪🔫

The link in my old background pic worked...
👁️👄👁️
bzfd.it/2aVhMAL

languages I speak fluently are English and Sarcasm
I swear I'm sooooo w e i r d . .

DID SOMEBODY SAY DRACO MALFOY?!

She/They
Sexuality: Questioning
Gender: Questioning

Hinny is chill if the story is good.

Order of MerlinsSaggyNipple
#JusticeForMerlin #alltablesmatter #professorhoochmatters #protectbartyatallcosts

Stop being oblivious Ron! But he did predict things that came true (ex: 4th year)

Dumbledaddy is a confusing character

Draco has a parseltounge kink - it's fanfic canon

Drarry Requirements:
Deamus
Drama
Harry & Draco being oblivious prats

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I hope you commit lego step

Third year Harry is hot
Seventh year Harry is not (he is hot

I'm Harry fucking Potter,
and I'm fucking Harry Potter

👑Weasley is our king👑

OoOoOoh GoOoOon~

ʜᴘ x ᴅᴍ
(And me x Midas)
Fuck-
I hit the word limit.
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  • JoinedMay 10, 2020



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