Life is a pain. 
Life is an illusion.
This sounds really edgy and doesn't rhyme.
Kill me.

*time portal opens*

Future Lgoana: Wow past me is so edgy. And can't rhyme!!

Past Lgoana: Wow, who are you?!

Future Lgoana: I am you! From the FuTurEeee!!!

Lgoana: Woow...Are you here to tell me that things will be fine or something? I look pretty fine and happy in the future.

Future Lgoana: What?! Pfft, nope! We are still going to be depressed, we just hide them with humor! Anyway, i have a message to you!!

Lgoana: Yeah..?

Future Lgoana:.....Things are not gonna get any better. But...keep trying. Okay..?

Lgoana: Y-yeah..okay..Uh..

Future Lgoana: Also forget and avoid about that girl, you think you have a crush on. You don't, that's just hormones, and she'll give you herpes.

Lgoana: W-what?!

Future Lgoana: Welp! Anyway! Seee yaaa!!!!

*Future Lgoana leaves through a portal*

Lgoana:....Huh?!






Current work:
-The Silent Gunman
-Evoke
-Sekiro Shadows Die Twice...ABRIDGED!!!
-A Sword's Life
-Tales of Life.
-The Passage to Heaven

Other books: It's a very slow update. Sorry...
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Lgoana Lgoana Jan 01, 2022 08:15PM
It's a bit late. But, happy new year you guys. Hope we all have a great year...!! .... Except you, Clarence. Screw you. I want my Lawnmower back goddamit.
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