Banana Hazza

Writing account of @ExoticBaozii (My Cousin) and sadly me :'( is @LarryxGalaxy (That account is more hopeless than finding out how the pyramid was built, we apologize)

Special mention to @ExoticBaozii because-

One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Selena Gomez, Kodaline, The Script, OneRepublic, The Fray, Shawn Mendes, The Vamps, etc...

Chicken, stuffed with mozzarella cheese, wrapped in parma ham, with a side of Homemade Mash is my ultimate OTP.

Currently contemplating my life because why are all great guys gay? Specially Harry Styles, but he has Louis so I'm good.

I love milk so much nobody can deny it.

Harry Edward Styles was turned into a banana. End of conversation or fight me.

Nobody can ever love Louis William Tomlinson as much as Harry Edward Styles can and would and vice versa because I'm too lazy to type again.

Harry Edward Tomlinson?
or
Louis William Styles?
The world won't ever know unless they get married.
So who's with me to plan their wedding!? (They're already engaged so don't worry about that)
 #HarryIsPregnantFromLouis #CongratsHarryAndLouis #LarryBaby

Louis is an ant and Harry is Mount Everest don't even argue with me because you won't ever win.

Everybody says I'm weird, including me, myself and I.

It's sad how Louis lies about his height and says he's 5''8 when he's only 2 inches tall :( 

Why is Harry so Harry? Weird and confusing, saying things that doesn't even makes sense but I'll still jump off a bridge for the dork.

Former Username is NoControl1D because One Direction has officially ruined my life (Well, it happened 4 years ago)

(I need to improve my social life, says everybody around me but 1D is always in the way)

I duck at writing stories so I just sit and munch on chocolate while reading other people stories wondering how they do it because my drafts sounds like a potato.

Updated: November 28, 2015 to make my bio less horrifying (Yes, it was actually scarier before than it still is right now)