❝You shall not pass!❞
Fine. ❝Whatever.❞ It's your choice.
You wanna do this? Then ❝you might want to strap in.❞
❝Hello there❞ to you creatures!
Welcome to my corner of the multiverse!
[Oh wait, are we on made-up names basis? If we are, then you can call me Bloom.]
❝Hold on to your crowns❞ while I tell you some stuff about me.
I am a ❝big deal❞ in the First Order.
Since I'm a female, I'm a Valkyrie. ♀️
I'm Human, ❝but I'm not a mundane.❞
I am a Grammar Nazi, but don't expect me to have any connections with Doctor Poison.
❝I speak for myself.❞
Don't curse too heavily infront of me or else I'll go all Steve Rogers on you and say, ❝Language!❞
❝I don't speak rodent.❞
I know I'm strange. But I'm no doctor, so don't put two and two together!
❝Here be dragons.❞
❝I work with children.❞
⁃MY WATTPADER JOB:
⁌⎜Graphic Designer & Graphics Judge at @Social_Elite
⁌⎜Graphic Designer at @FreeTheBlack
⁌⎜ Head Graphics Designer at @TheMaskedWomenClub
⁃CONFIRMATIONS & CLARIFICATIONS:
If you hurt my friends and family, it's ❝OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!❞ ❝I could choke the life out of you and never change a shade.❞
And ❝for bast's sake❞, no, I don't want to go to Jakku.
What do I see? ❝The answer.❞
North? South? West? ❝God, I hope this is East.❞
❝Move away from the jams.❞
❝Smash❞ 'cause ❝its clobberin' time!❞
❝Superheros in New York? Give me a break.❞
❝I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?❞
❝It's not good, it's not bad, it's.... It is what it is.❞
❝We are Groot.❞
❝We are Venom.❞
Greatful I am to you, for visiting my page which is over-flowing with inside jokes!
And if you still haven't noticed how much I love sharing inside jokes, then ❝much to learn, you still have.❞
No need to thank me for this amazing bio. Because, ❝what can I say? Except, you're welcome!❞
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