❝You shall not pass!❞



.........

Fine. ❝Whatever.❞ It's your choice.

You wanna do this? Then ❝you might want to strap in.❞

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⁃PUBLIC INTRO:
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❝Hello there❞‍ to you creatures!

Welcome to my corner of the multiverse!

I'm Juhi!

[Oh wait, are we on made-up names basis? If we are, then you can call me Bloom.]

❝Hold on to your crowns❞ while I tell you some stuff about me.

I am a ❝big deal❞ in the First Order.

Since I'm a female, I'm a Valkyrie.‍ ♀️‍

I'm Human, ❝but I'm not a mundane.❞

I am a Grammar Nazi, but don't expect me to have any connections with Doctor Poison.

❝I speak for myself.❞

Don't curse too heavily infront of me or else I'll go all Steve Rogers on you and say, ❝Language!❞

❝I don't speak rodent.❞

I know I'm strange. But I'm no doctor, so don't put two and two together!

❝Here be dragons.❞

❝I work with children.❞

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⁃MY WATTPADER JOB:
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⁌⎜Graphic Designer
⁌⎜Graphic Designer & Graphics Judge at @Social_Elite
⁌⎜Graphic Designer at @FreeTheBlack
⁌⎜ Head Graphics Designer at @TheMaskedWomenClub
⁌⎜Reader

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⁃CONFIRMATIONS & CLARIFICATIONS:
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If you hurt my friends and family, it's ❝OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!❞ ❝I could choke the life out of you and never change a shade.❞

And ❝for bast's sake❞, no, I don't want to go to Jakku.

What do I see? ❝The answer.❞

North? South? West? ❝God, I hope this is East.❞

❝Move away from the jams.❞

❝Smash❞ 'cause ❝its clobberin' time!❞

❝Superheros in New York? Give me a break.❞

❝I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?❞

❝It's not good, it's not bad, it's.... It is what it is.❞

❝We are Groot.❞
❝We are Venom.❞

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⁃PUBLIC OUTRO:
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Greatful I am to you, for visiting my page which is over-flowing with inside jokes!

And if you still haven't noticed how much I love sharing inside jokes, then ❝much to learn, you still have.❞

No need to thank me for this amazing bio. Because, ❝what can I say? Except, you're welcome!❞
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