I'm obsessed with planetary geology, astronomy, cats, writing, and sexy stories about hot guys.

I like anything that's depressing or iridescent. Like a pile of glitter in the rain. Music is my life, but I'm super eclectic in my tastes. I vacillate between Slipknot and Monsta X, heavy metal and chillstep, depending on the mood I'm in. I like black clothes with holes and black holes with clothes. Or without. I'm flexible.

I write what I want to read whether that's space opera or women's fiction. The genre might change, but no matter what, there will be action, adventure, sex, and swearing. Guns and buns, if you will. But always with strong female characters who kick lots of ass and are allowed to be strong and feminine at the same time. She can be a bitch and a lover. There aren't any rules that matter for how a woman is *allowed* to behave. Or not behave. So that's what I write. No regrets. No apologies. Be who you want to be kind of girls. If you're into that kind of thing, too, I think we could be friends.

All comments are welcome. Love my work? Tell me! Think my writing is shit? Well, fuck you too! Haha, I kid... maybe
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  • JoinedSeptember 13, 2017



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Joonies_noona Joonies_noona Dec 04, 2019 08:58PM
Aaaaand we're #1! Bless y'all! Ily
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