JonLaursIsGay

i’m sorry to the people who just followed me

aro_ace_pirate

Why, you are a great person!
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JonLaursIsGay

Ok so this happened like 2 days ago but for some reason that I do not know, a banana flavored condom shows up on our kitchen counter in a Walmart plastic bag. What’s even stranger is that it was not mine (because I’m ace and that’s gross why would you want that in the first place) and it may or may not be my moms but she hasn’t brought anyone over like that ~ever~. And it’s real sus because my mom is a single parent and I am an only child. It just showed up, and I’m not out to anyone and I can’t prove them wrong when I say it wasn’t me because I’m nervous about all that, and I lost my train of thought,

JonLaursIsGay

I wish I knew. But yeah I’m apparently sus #1.
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MLovesStrawberries

@JonLaursIsGay yikes... that’s weird. Does anyone think it’s you?
            
            also why are there flavored condoms? and why tf would there be a banana one of all things?
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JonLaursIsGay

My friend was over but she said she had nothing to do with it, and I believe her
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MLovesStrawberries

Hey! Thanks for following me! Just curious- any particular reason why?

JonLaursIsGay

Or person I don’t know-
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MLovesStrawberries

@JonLaursIsGay lol
            uh talk ig? Idk either lol
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JonLaursIsGay

Confession time (here’s what I got): when I first got into the Hamilton fandom I had a small crush on fanon John Laurens. Then I learned about the wondrous land of lams and was like: “Well I can’t like him because he’s Alex’s boyfriend”

MLovesStrawberries

@JonLaursIsGay pffff-
            I have a huge crush on jamilton fanon Thomas Jefferson, so too bad Alex, he’s mine
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JonLaursIsGay

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Story time!
          (This happened on Saturday, and today’s Tuesday so 3 days ago) I overheard some of my fellow employees talking shit about me, stuff like, “she’s not even good at her job” and “why does she even work here”. So of course I drove out of there as fast and as soon as possible and went home. And what did I do? I relapse into cutting again because I feel like I’m fucking worthless. Sad part is is that they’re right and I deserve that. I know I’m not the best at my job but I try my best and that’s obviously not good enough. I have to work today and I really don’t want to go because of this. But haha jokes on them I already wanted to leave but now I want to even more. Cutting sucks because I made 8 cuts yesterday and I want to do even more. 19 on my left thigh 18 on my right and it’s only gonna get worse from here. And I’m scared.