My name is John Peters- you know, the farmer?- and on the side of farming my invisible corn crop (I am the original, not my double that farmed dimensional traveling oranges on the outskirts of our little desert community), I like to write. Maybe someday I'll give up my farmer title and become "John Peters- you know, the author?", but I consider that very unlikely, seeing as everyone advertises me as a farmer.
  • The house that doesn't exist.Like it seems like it exists,and it's between two other identical houses, so it would make more sense for it to exist than not, but it doesn't. You know the one...
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JohnPetersTheFarmer JohnPetersTheFarmer Mar 10, 2020 10:27PM
So I was in a relationship with this girl (I’m a lesbian and so was she) and I broke up with her last night because she always try’s to none up everything I say, and calls herself garbage repeatedly...
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Two Centimeters Away ( A Cecilos High School AU) by JohnPetersTheFarmer
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Of Rust and Gold by JohnPetersTheFarmer
Of Rust and Gold
??? will be updated one I figure out where I'm going with it.
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