JoeMazzello_luvr76

So i was walking down my hall at 2 am and my vacuum scared me. I screamed and ran to my dad and said there is someone in the hall. I pointed to it for my dad and he said "thats a vacuum..." 

JoeMazzello_luvr76

Omg, im dead rn. I just saw someone do a backflip off a bridge and i though they were killing them self. I was screaming. This is why i hate being out of my house.

everythinghoes

@JoeMazzello_luvr76 how did they not die tho
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JoeMazzello_luvr76

@prettycabinet 3 years, her eggs are scrumptious 
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JoeMazzello_luvr76

I NEED INSPIRATION. im to dumb to come up with something 

callmemrsdeacon

@ JoeMazzello_luvr76  knew it, ilysm❤
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JoeMazzello_luvr76

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Freddie: Brian, Roger called me a bad word.
          Brian: What bad word?
          Freddie: It starts with a 'b'.
          Roger: (in the back of the room) You motherfucker, it doesn't start with a 'b' dumbass. 
          
          
          Soooo sorry 

an0n69

SKSKS IM SNORTING RIGHT NOW
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JoeMazzello_luvr76

Im going to a haunted cemetery possessed by evil spirits. Wish me luck

callmemrsdeacon

@ JoeMazzello_luvr76  I'm always worrying about you. And you sometimes just  dgaf. 
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JoeMazzello_luvr76

@callmemrsdeacon its fine i have holy water 
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