I'm a disappointment to my family.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Don't tell Mary I have Wattpad, she'll slap me.

It's hot up here.
But then again, it's probably because I'm visiting my sugar daddy, Satan down in Hell.

If I'm ever upset or going through a tough time, someone please, I'm begging you, tell me a joke (dad jokes are my favourite).

I am well known for getting food stuck up my asshole and in my nose.

Just kidding ^

Or am I? ^

I once got my foot stuck in a gate and I spent 2 hours waiting for someone that I just called on the phone to help me. Then realized I never called anyone.

yEs, i kNoW I aM rEtArDeD.

yEeT

I take reading requests!

5 Seconds of Summer ♥️
One direction ♥️
DAN FREAKING HOWELL ♥️
AND
PHIL FREAKING LESTER ♥️

Somebody sent me a Jesus smut book and now I'm forever shook 😖💀
  • visiting my sugar daddy Satan
  • JoinedMarch 28, 2016


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