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Things to know about me:
-My name is not actually Isla White (for those of you who guessed it, it is a ring of the Isle of Wight --- guess where I am from?)
-I am young, yes, but I have the vocabulary of an eighty year old social recluse who reads and memorises a dictionary every day.
-Sorry but I am a grammar policewoman 🚨
-I hate most foods and most people.

The way to my heart is nonexistent as I don't have one. 

Life is not a bad fanfiction; you can't re-write it two or three years later. (Not yet, anyway)

Please, anyone who loves Harry Potter but does not ship Draco Malfoy with Harry or Hermione, PM me. Also, if you hate the Cursed Child---that's a bonus.

I love Dan and Phil but no, I do not ship phan 😰. Sorry not sorry.

Heroes of Olympus; Leo Valdez: I need a Leo Valdez in my life.

Also, anyone want to discuss how psychotic kids movies are with me? No? Fine, I'll just sit in my corner and cry.

Isla will say goodbye now.