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Name of the Rose IS NOT what I was expecting and it’s hecking glorious

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What I would like to see regarding Czechia and Slovakia in s7 of Hetalia:
          - Czechia running up to Prussia and/or Germany, punching them and running away (possibly yelling “Blitzkrieg, bitches!”)
          - drama queens Poland and Slovakia with having-none-of-your-shit Czechia
          - japanese VAs trying to say “čučoriteky” (blueberries)
          - Poland and Czechia having a contest who can screech “KURWA!” louder while Slovakia just sits there disappointed af
          - Hungary being all over Slovakia
          - Austria: *breaths in Czechia’s general direction* 
          Czechia: And I took that personally
          - Austria: *gives Czechia a reasonable warning*
          Czechia: *does the exact thing she wasn’t supposed to do*
          - Slovakia being the cinammon bun he is
          - Czechia, Germany, Prussia and Denmark having a been drinking contest
          - Drunk af Czechia picking a fight with a wall and Slovakia being like “r u kidding”
          - Slovakia and Canada talking passionately about bears

Ilikecatsandmusicals

The book I’m reading: messer Gilberto
          My mind: Aph Prussia with a fake moustache on a mission to steal some Italy bros’ pasta because of a bet

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Give me a
          “Witch/wizard kidnaps a prince/ss from their wedding bc the royals made the mad and expecting the prince/ss to be scared/crying/mad but surprised to see that the prince/ss is elated because they didn’t like their fiance at all and actually fall for the witch/wizard” AU
          or the
          “Prince/ss has to be married off to someone they never met but can’t go because they love someone else/are scared/whatever, so their sibling secretly takes their place and actually fall in love with the arranged fiance” AU

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Zeus: *kidnaps multiple women for a one might stand*
          Nobody bats an eye
          Hades: *kidnaps Persephone to be his lawfully wedded wife*
          Everybody loses their minds