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Fun story, so I was pouring a small cup of milk and it usually takes to gulps to down the whole thing. WELL, I toke the first gulp and my mom asked if I had gotten the whole milk.(I’m lactose intolerant and it’s not good to have it)Well, I opened the fridge and see that no, no I didn’t. By that time I’d already swallowed the milk. I toke the last gulp but, i turn to open the fridge I drop the cup and it goes spiraling down. There was some milk still in the cup so it shot up and splattered the kitchen. Not a lot but enough to look noticeable. Well, it shot up at my face. I was about to laugh and then I realized...
I still have milk in my mouth. I inhaled and started choking and laughing. My mom got scared. I’d swallowed the milk but at the cost of some of it going down my lungs. So I started drooling and laughing/ coughing.
Yeah... this just happened and my throat still hurts but, it was funny as shit hope you enjoyed this story :)