Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, we sell loaves. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED, RO-
Shut the fuck up. Listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche.
We don't have either of those, you can get the gluten-free white bread or the potato bread-
What the fuck is gluten?! Take that shit out!
I don't CARE if it's free.
Swear on your fuckin' Y E E Z Y S, if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
You tryna' be on WORLDSTAR?
What, you gonna record it?
Ye, I got my dollar store camera ON.
What's the fucking situaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaetion?
What [1/2 second pause] the fuck [1/2 second pause] do you want?
I'm the motherfucking MANAGER.
At the bread store?
B̷̧̥̝̣̦̀͊͊͌͌̋̃͜ ̴̧̨̛̛̪̩̥͌̈̓̾͆̚̚͝R̷͖̱̍̅͊͗͋ ̶̧͇̱̘̗͖͙́̓ͅE̶̡̛͈̘̻̲͕̠͋͛́̃͒̋̈ͅ ̷̧̖͍̘͉͍̐̊̔͝A̶̡̻͍̣̗̓͌͆̇̊̈̒͘͘͝ ̶̳̤̫̼̝̮͉̹̾͜D̵͉̼̝͙̲͉̗̝̋̀̃́̅̾̿ͅ
Tell him [1s pause] to take [1s pause] the mothafuckin' gluten [1s pause] OUT THE BREAD.
I'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
Why put it in the first place?! I know y'all smoking that Pack.
We got crackers, no gluten
It's gluten free. Do you want the gluten or Nah?
Hell no. You better take the gluten out that damn shit.
Look, we've got whole wheat [1/2 second pause] gluten free, texas toast [1/2 second pause] gluten free, TORTILLA-
Fuck all that. What BITCH ASS country are y'all from... where they got this bullshit at?!
I knew it
Look, you can either take this yeast, [pause] or i'm calling the police .
I'm going W E A S T .
Nah, don't call the police, I got a warrant...
Honestly fuck y'all, I ain't see nobody act like this over no Bread
What [half second pause] the fuck [half second pause] are you sayin'?!
All I'm saying is fuck y'all's bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
But the crackers don't have gluten-
I'll take those.
Okay that's gonna be five-
Nah fuck that, I ain't payin'!
[Store door slams shut.]
- weeb cult
- JoinedOctober 6, 2020