I think I need to see a psychiatrist or smthn, so I blank out or lose chunks of my memory alot and rn I just woke up on my porch with a half smoken pack of cigarettes and apparently I ate an entire deep dish pizza??
sometimes I'll go on pinterest and comment shit like "Ziam for life ❤️ so cute" or "4 British princesses and 1 irish QUEEN " under the weird ass pins from 2012 and people will start liking it, thinking I'm being serious. Worst feeling in the world. Then you just have to awkwardly delete the comment.
I feel like the reason my humor doesn't get the appreciation it deserves is bc it's on a whole other level of stupid. I will yell out "toenails" to my entire family and laugh like I just said the funniest thing they will ever hear. Send immediate help.