Link

Purah added a Wattpad rune to my Sheikah Slate.



Still might defeat Ganon, eh Zelda held him off 100 years.



Hyrule Warriors Link runs in and hands me a sack full of  Hearty Truffles and Mighty Bananas.



Wild: Thanks.



Hyrule: No problem. Just a few Lizalfos and Bokoblins as usual.



Sky: Hey what did I miss? Uh Wild? Ghirahim broke your Switch! *runs and drops Wild's shattered Nintendo Switch because he raged at the maze*



Wild: *gasps and runs at Skyward Sword Link* I AM GOING TO DO TO YOU WHAT MY ANCESTOR DID TO WIND WAKER GANON! AARGH! YOU KILLED MY ISLAND!! HYAAHH!!

Twilight: *grabs hold of Wild and takes away his Master Sword and hands it to Hyrule* You'll get this back when you calm down! * confiscates the rest of Wild's weapons, bows, and shields and hands them all to Hyrule Link and carries him to the basement.



Wild: HEY WHAT THE CRAP'S GOING ON?!



Twilight: *takes off his disguise and turns out to be Dark Link* 



Dark Link: *handcuffs Wild's hands behind a pole in the basement* These should hold you for a while, Hylian Chump.



Wild: UGH YOU PUT THEM ON TOO TIGHT! *Kicks Dark Link in the balls then jaw*



Dark Link: Have fun you little Korok Seed! *walks back up and leaves him downstairs only to get the crap kicked out of him by Twilight and Sky*